Hot Girl Summer Heritage

Forget Megan Thee Stallion - this here is hot girl summer heritage.

Sipping Chateau Margaux on the Champs-Élysées. Donning dainty shift dresses and classy kitten heels in Portofino. Perusing the latest edition of Mademoiselle with one eye on the boys peacocking over a game of pétanque. The spritely 500s attached to them like a joyful duo of Dachshund puppies.

These days Fiat 500 girlies will rock pink dunks and a fluffy orange bucket hat paired with whatever 90% polyester monstrosity Jaded London have added to their sale and scream Taylor Swift out the window en route Wine Stop to fuel their addiction to Lost Marys before Gail’s for £8 croissants.

Where did we go wrong?